By the time this post is published, I will, hopefully, be in the middle of screaming like a small child as I plummet rapidly towards the ground, but more likely, I will be standing in line and wondering why I thought it was a good idea to go to Six Flags during the summer.
And I quote:
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
By qualifying for the knockout stage of the World Cup for a second consecutive tournament, the United States has achieved a level of success never before seen in World Cup play and they have more than proven themselves worth of our belief.
So, I say: BRING ON BELGIUM!